Favorite Movies → Shame (2011)
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Rancid Cum Abortion
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Schulz: Why I Despise The Great Gatsby
or, in my case, Why I Like but Have Never Understood the Obsession with The Great Gatsby
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It’s National Oyster Day!
Oh sure, we could have gone the easy way with it and been all “It’s Cinco De Mayo, here’s how to dress like a Corona,” but we hold ourselves to a more arcane standard of living. To that end, the oyster is a highly calcified, bivalve mollusk! There are many different types. Some types, people love to eat. These types are different from the type that make pearls. Also, when I go to seafood places and there are always folks crowded around the raw bar, I’m all, “how do they know what to charge them?! How do people know when they’ve had enough?! WHAT IS A SERVING SIZE? DO I HAVE TO TALK TO THAT GUY?” Because social situations make me uncomfortable. Cheers!
Get This Look:
new summer fashionz wuuut
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"Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep, really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough."
- Ernest Hemingway
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"Oh, yeah, I’m diabetic. If you do not complicate your existence, fuck, life is worth shit. I won’t be long, hang in there."
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Julián the Coke Dealer, An Interview with a Mexican Coke Dealer
These sentences together are too perfect, I couldn’t bring myself to separate them. Also this interview totally confirms my hypothesis that good drug dealers are the coolest people alive.
